Remember that one day when you could wake up without an alarm? When you would get your favorite bowl of cereal and sit between the hours of 8 and 12? This is a blog dedicated to the greatest time of our childhood: Saturday mornings. The television programs you watched, the memories attached to them, and maybe introducing you to something you didn't realize existed. Updated every weekend.
Move over, Frankenstein—there’s
a new mad scientist in town.
Professor Montgomery Weirdo (Dayton
Allen), with the aid of his assistant, Count Kook (Larry Best), created his own
monster by pouring various sinister liquids into a mold. Fearing his creation
may become so terrifying as to turn against him, Weirdo added some “tincture of
tenderness” into the mix. Unfortunately for the not-so-good doctor, Kook caused
him to mix in a bit too much and out came Milton (Bob McFadden, using a Gomer Pyle-inspired
voice): a good-natured and clumsy monster whose hollow head would emit various
amounts of white steam or smoke depending on his mood.
Created by Hal Seeger and produced by his
production company--the first of theirs to be broadcast on television--the
series was intended to be a parody of old-time horror films. Weirdo lived in a
castle on a hill in Transylvania and was always in competition with another mad
scientist, Professor Fruitcake, who lived in another castle on top of another
hill. Also in residence in the castle was a skull-faced ghoul in a top hat
named Heebie (McFadden, impersonating Peter Lorre) and a slow-witted
cyclops named Jeebie (also McFadden) whose single sharp tooth was used to open
soda cans. When not competing with Fruitcake directly, Weirdo could always be
found trying to profit off of his monsters by selling them out to the highest
bidder or by concocting a scheme to banish Milton permanently from the castle
(which always failed). Little did Weirdo know that Kook wanted to get rid of Weirdo
as well in order to take over the castle and hatch his own plans.
Muggy-Doo (top) in trouble as usual, and Stuffy Durma resisting Brinkley's influence.
However, Milton was only in one of three segments in the program, and
usually the last one each episode. For most of the run, the first segment
featured the adventures of Fearless Fly (Allen); an ordinary housefly named
Hirem who ducked into a matchbox to don a red sweater and high-powered glasses
that “provided millions of mega-tons of energy through the sensitive muscles in
his head.” His primary foes were the Fu Manchu-like Dr. Goo Fee
and his sidekick, Gung Ho (both McFadden, and before racial stereotypes became
taboo in cartoons). Professor Weirdo also went up against Fearless Fly a few
times. In “Fearless Fly Meets the Monsters,” their first encounter also served
as a pilot to the overall series as it featured Milton’s creation. Except in
that instance, his name was George, he had a deeper voice, Frankenstein
monster-styled hair, and a forehead scar. Heebie and Jeebie also exchanged
voices. When not battling evil, Hirem hung out at the Sugar Bowl bistro with
his girlfriend, Flory (Bev Arnold), while dealing with bully Horsey the
Horsefly (McFadden again).
Flukey Luke and Two Feathers (top) and Penny Pengin up to no good.
The second segment had a rotating line-up of characters and their own
adventures. One featured Flukey Luke (Allen), an inept cowboy detective who had
a Native American sidekick, Two Feathers (Best, using an Irish accent), that
brought their skills to the big city. Luke’s name came from the fact that it
was only dumb luck that allowed him to apprehend any criminals. Another feature
starred Stuffy Durma, a hobo who inherited ten million dollars and resisted
attempts to be made civilized by his valet, Bradley Brinkley (both Allen). The
next feature starred Muggy-Doo (Best), a sly box fox who often tried to strike
it rich with a variety of schemes that often failed. The final feature starred
Penny Penguin (Arnold), a bratty teenager who often caused problems for her
parents Chester (Allen) and Beulah (Hetty Galen) ala Dennis
the Menace.
Both Muggy-Doo and Stuffy Durma appeared prior to Milton. Seeger originally created them for the comic Muggy-Doo, Boy Catfrom
Stanhall Publishing
in 1953. Muggy was a blue cat whose yellow t-shirt always had a message that
changed to match his situation ala The Yellow Kid, and worked as a junkman (er, cat). Stuffy Durma
also appeared in his own feature in the comic, but was depicted as an actual
pig named Stuffy DERMA. The comic only ran for four issues, two of which were
reprinted in 1963 by I.W.
Enterprises. Muggy was later adapted for the screen in the theatrical short,
Boy Pest with Osh, which featured the
fez-wearing hound from the comic. Both characters were redesigned for the show,
with Muggy becoming a fox and Stuffy a human.
Milton, Heebie and Jeebie hitting the road.
Milton the Monster was co-produced
by ABC, where it also aired for its sole
season beginning October 9, 1965. Even after its run ended, ABC kept it on its
schedule until 1968 where it then entered into syndication. Despite the series’
name, the breakout character of the show was Fearless Fly, who became
incredibly popular with viewers. While the format remained the same for most of
the run, for a few episodes Milton segments were doubled up and Fearless Fly
was moved to the rotating second segment roster. The series was written by Beverly Arnold,
Kin Platt
and Heywood
Kling with music was by Winston
Sharples.
“Trick or Treatment / Loot Pursuit / Zelda the Zombie” (10/9/65) – Goo
Fee uses super-adhesive flypaper against Fearless Fly / Spider Webb attempts to
steal the Hopeless Diamond. / Milton, Heebie and Jeebie fight for Zelda the
Zombie’s affections.
“Horse Shoo Fly / Gogh Van Gogh / Boy Meets Ghoul” (10/16/65) – Goo
Fee challenges Fearless Fly to a game of horseshoes. / Muggy-Do steals an organ
grinder’s monkey to make art. / Professor Weirdo tries to marry Milton off with
a wealthy spinster.
“Fatty Karate / You Auto Be In Pictures / Monsters for Hire” (10/23/65)
– Fearless Fly battles a karate champion. / Muggy-Do gets a job in publicity at
Paranoid Pictures. / Professor Weirdo hires out his monsters for rent money.
“Captain Fligh / Doo or Die / Who Do Voodoo?” (10/30/65) – Fealress
Fly battles Captain Fligh. / Muggy-Do goes from vacuum salesman to spy. /
Professor Fruitcake makes a voodoo doll of Professor Weirdo.
“The Goofy Dr. Goo Fee / From Riches to Rags / The Pot Thickens”
(11/6/65) – Gung Ho captures Horsey instead of Fearless Fly. / Muggy-Do fleeces
a movie star staying at the hotel where he works. / Professor Weirdo tries to
hide Milton from his Aunt Hagatha.
“Throne For a Loss / Missin’ Masters / Monster Mutiny” (11/20/65) – Goo
Fee tries to get Hiram to betray Fearless Fly. / Spider Webb steals valuable
paintings. / Count Kook rebels against Professor Weirdo.
“The Bomb’s Rush / There Auto Be a Law / Ghoul School” (11/27/65) –
Goo Fee pretends to be dying in order to trap Fearless Fly. / Penny Penguin
pits her father against a mechanic. / Aunt Hagatha teaches the monsters
manners.
“Fly Hijack / Tired Gun / Hector the Protector” (12/4/65) – Goo Fee
attempts to kidnap Fearless Fly by stealing his matchbox. / Spider Webb sends a
Mexican bandit after Flukey Luke. / Professor Weirdo sells Milton to a
gangster.
“Si Si Fly / Palace Malice / Horrorbaloo” (12/11/65) – Goo Fee sends a
Mexican bandit after Fearless Fly. / Flukey Luke saves a royal prince’s money.
/ Two monster clubs want Fangenstein to join them.
“The House-Fly Guest / Fortune Kooky / Goon Platoon” (12/18/65) – Goo
Fee offers his servant a throne for Fearless Fly. / An astrologer honors
Muggy-Do. / Milton, Heebie and Jeebie are drafted.
“Invincible vs. Invisible / Suit Yourself / The Dummy Talks”
(12/25/65) – Goo Fee has his newly-invisible servant steal art. / Stuffy joins
a boys’ baseball team. / A shrunken head wants revenge on Professor Weirdo.
“Fly by Might / Hobo Hootenanny / A Pie in the Sky” (1/1/66) –
Fearless Fly has to stop Professor Weirdo’s experiments on animals. / Stuffy
tries to sneak Ash Can Annie into the mansion. / Professor Weirdo and Professor
Fruitcake engage in a deadly game.
“The Sphinx Jinx / Penny Ante / Monsterous Escape” (1/8/66) – Goo Fee
tricks Fearless Fly into building a Sphinx. / Penny Penguin wants an allowance
increase. / Professor Weirdo tries to sell Professor Fruitcake Heebie and
Jeebie.
“The Spider Spiter / Sickened Honeymoon / Abercrombie the Zombie”
(1/15/66) – Fearless Fly battles Professor Weirdo’s giant spider. / Penny
Penguin ruins her parents’ second honeymoon. / Professor Weirdo sells Milton to
Professor Fruitcake.
“Fearless Fly Meets the Monsters / Crumb-Bumming / V for Vampire”
(1/22/66) – Professor Weirdo’s newest monster is too nice to fight Fearless
Fly. / Muggy-Do bothers Osh at his bakery. / Professor Weirdo tries to capture
a vampire.
“Monster vs. Mobster / Martians Meet Their Match / Witch Crafty”
(1/29/66) – Mobsters kidnap Milton. / Fearless Fly fights Martians. / Witches
catch Heebie and Jeebie spying on their convention.
“Camp Gitchy Gloomy / Let’s Phase It / The Hearse Thief” (2/5/66) – Professor
Weirdo sends his monsters to camp. / Fearless Fly fights a glitch computer
system at an auto plant. / Professor Weirdo accuses Milton of sealing his
hearse.
“Boo to You / Under Waterloo / Kid Stuff” (2/12/66) – Heebie and
Jeebie pretend to be ghosts. / Fearless Fly fights Barry Cuda. / Professor
Weirdo takes in an underprivileged kid.
“Horror Scope / Lady Deflyah / The Flying Cup & Saucer” (2/19/66) –
Professor Weirdo is buried alive in order to fend off a curse. / A seductress
learns Fearless Fly’s secret. / Moon-men devour Professor Weirdo’s furniture.
“Monster-Sitter / Robinson Shoesole / The Moon Goons” (2/26/66) – Mechanical
Mike babysits Milton. / Goo Fee and Gung Ho end up stranded on an island. /
Milton attempts to rocket himself to the moon.
“Think Shrink / Private Fly / Skullgaria Forever!” (3/5/66) – Fangenstein
kidnaps the shrunken head to find buried treasure. / Goo Fee hires a private
detective. / Milton is brainwashed by spies in order to aid their mission.
“Crumby Mummy / Stage Plight / Fort Fangenstein” (3/12/66) – Lightning
brings Professor Weirdo’s mummy to life. / Goo Fee directs a movie starring
Fearless Fly. / Fangenstein and Abercrombie build a corral for the mummy.
“Safari Harry / Nuggets to You / Batnap” (3/19/66) – Goo Fee takes
Fearless Fly on an African safari. / Stuffy meets prospector Grubstake Greeley.
/ Professor Fruitcake kidnaps Blackie.
“Dunkin’ Treasure / Ferocious Fly / Monsterous Monster” (3/26/66) – Milton’s
crocodile finds a treasure. / Fearless Fly battles sultan Ferocious Fly. /
Professor Weirdo’s formula turns Milton into a real monster.
“Napoleon Bonafly / Violin Violence / The Mummy’s Thumb” (4/2/66) – Goo
Fee investigates a war between Fearless Fly and a French general. / Flukey Luke
guards a violin. / Milton discovers the Mummy’s Thumb turns anything into gold.
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